OH MY GOSH MY COLLEGE IS SHOWING STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS AT THE DOLLAR MOVIE THEATER AND THE SIGN SAYS THE FIRST FIVE PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT BENEDICT CUMBETBATCH’S FANS ARE CALLED GET IN FREE.
I ACTUALLY MAY LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYE AND SAY “CUMBERBITCHES.”
UPDATE: GUESS WHO SAW A FREE MOVIE
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.
Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.
So yes, this whole equality thing is great.
This post is brilliant.
also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL
Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years
TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???
even the big kitties do it
i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was
Tom and Chris moments in Thor: The Dark World gag reel → More fun than should be allowed.
It would be so interesting knowing Rapunzel’s and Eugene’s point of view of the story during Frozen.
Especially since they’ve witnessed Elsa’s reveal.
Especially since there’s a blizzard during summer.
Especially since they’re stuck and can’t go home.
I have a mighty need of Eugene’s sarcastic thoughts about the whole matter.
"This is the story of how I froze to death."
"Eugene will you stop NARRATING EVERYTHING."
#sometimes I just sit and think #about how DANGEROUS they really are #how terrifying they are #like #to us they are heroes with beautiful hearts #because we get to see so much of their human sides and all of their feelings and relationships and backstory #but they are truly terrifying people #who have been able to not only stomach but almost delight in decapitating people #shooting people#stabbing people #they can stitch themselves up and dig out bullets as if they were just splinters #they can infiltrate ANYthing #they can impersonate everything we normal citizens trust #being elbow deep in a cadaver or digging up a corpse is just another day on the job #they are legally dead without any paper trails #and even demons from hell are scared of them
My grandma said Benedict Cumberbatch is a funny looking bloke so I just stared at her for about a minute and finally said “Don’t insult my boyfriend.” I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY I’M A STRAIGHT GUY WHAT AM I DOING
Some FREAKING AWESOME Harry Potter fan art of the marauders creating the map and Fred and George later discovering it.
Well you must be the life of the party